The teacher asked a little boy
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssssssss.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then, according to what we were taught in the school today…she must not have one!!
Here are some funny one-liner jokes for you — short, punchy, and easy to drop anywhere:
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… she hugged me.
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My wallet is like an onion — opening it makes me cry.
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity — it’s impossible to put down.
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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I’m great at multitasking — I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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I don’t trust stairs — they’re always up to something.
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My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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I told my computer I needed a break — now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads.
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.
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I’m on a seafood diet — I see food, and I eat it.
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The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. It was tense.
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I told my phone I needed space, and now we’re no longer talking.
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I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
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I would tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
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My doctor told me I’m going deaf — that news was hard to hear.
Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see the grass?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Go outside, look up, and tell me if you can see the sky.
Tommy: (returns a minute later) I saw it.
Teacher: Did you see God?
Tommy: No.
Teacher: That’s my point. We can’t see God because He isn’t there—He doesn’t exist.A little girl raised her hand.
Little Girl: May I ask Tommy a few questions?
Teacher: Go ahead.Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Do you see the grass?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Did you see the sky?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy: No.
Little Girl: Then, according to what we learned today… she must not have one!
