{"id":5425,"date":"2025-10-11T13:42:27","date_gmt":"2025-10-11T13:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grow48.us\/?p=5425"},"modified":"2025-10-11T13:42:27","modified_gmt":"2025-10-11T13:42:27","slug":"teacher-told-a-young-student-god-doesnt-exist-her-response-was-priceless-check-the-comments-%f0%9f%91%87%f0%9f%91%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grow48.us\/?p=5425","title":{"rendered":"Teacher told a young student God doesn\u2019t exist. Her response was priceless Check the comments \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The teacher asked a little boy<\/h1>\n<\/header>\n
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The teacher asked a little boy:<\/h3>\n

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?<\/p>\n

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TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n

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TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?<\/p>\n

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TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.<\/p>\n

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TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.<\/p>\n

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TEACHER: Did you see God?<\/p>\n

TOMMY: No.<\/p>\n

TEACHER: That\u2019s my point. We can\u2019t see God because he isn\u2019t there. He doesn\u2019t exist.<\/p>\n

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A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:<\/p>\n

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?<\/p>\n

TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n

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LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?<\/p>\n

TOMMY: Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).<\/p>\n

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LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?<\/p>\n

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TOMMY: Yessssssssss.<\/p>\n

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?<\/p>\n

TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n

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LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?<\/p>\n

TOMMY: No.<\/p>\n

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LITTLE GIRL: Then, according to what we were taught in the school today\u2026she must not have one!!<\/p>\n

Here are some funny one-liner jokes for you \u2014 short, punchy, and easy to drop anywhere:<\/p>\n

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    I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes\u2026 she hugged me.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    My wallet is like an onion \u2014 opening it makes me cry.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, \u201cThey\u2019re right behind you.\u201d<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I\u2019m reading a book on anti-gravity \u2014 it\u2019s impossible to put down.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I\u2019m great at multitasking \u2014 I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I\u2019m on a whiskey diet. I\u2019ve lost three days already.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I don\u2019t trust stairs \u2014 they\u2019re always up to something.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    My boss told me to have a good day\u2026 so I went home.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    Parallel lines have so much in common. It\u2019s a shame they\u2019ll never meet.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
  11. \n

    I told my computer I needed a break \u2014 now it won\u2019t stop sending me KitKat ads.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I\u2019m not arguing, I\u2019m just explaining why I\u2019m right.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    Why don\u2019t skeletons fight each other? They don\u2019t have the guts.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it\u2019s just beer.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I\u2019m on a seafood diet \u2014 I see food, and I eat it.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. It was tense.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I told my phone I needed space, and now we\u2019re no longer talking.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    I would tell you a construction joke, but I\u2019m still working on it.<\/h2>\n<\/li>\n
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    My doctor told me I\u2019m going deaf \u2014 that news was hard to hear.\"\"<\/h2>\n

    Teacher:<\/strong>\u00a0Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes.
    Teacher:<\/strong>\u00a0Do you see the grass?
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes.
    Teacher:<\/strong>\u00a0Go outside, look up, and tell me if you can see the sky.
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0(returns a minute later) I saw it.
    Teacher:<\/strong>\u00a0Did you see God?
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0No.
    Teacher:<\/strong>\u00a0That\u2019s my point. We can\u2019t see God because He isn\u2019t there\u2014He doesn\u2019t exist.<\/p>\n

    A little girl raised her hand.<\/p>\n

    Little Girl:<\/strong>\u00a0May I ask Tommy a few questions?
    Teacher:<\/strong>\u00a0Go ahead.<\/p>\n

    Little Girl:<\/strong>\u00a0Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes.
    Little Girl:<\/strong>\u00a0Do you see the grass?
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes.
    Little Girl:<\/strong>\u00a0Did you see the sky?
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes.
    Little Girl:<\/strong>\u00a0Do you see the teacher?
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0Yes.
    Little Girl:<\/strong>\u00a0Do you see her brain?
    Tommy:<\/strong>\u00a0No.
    Little Girl:<\/strong>\u00a0Then, according to what we learned today\u2026 she must not have one!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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